Phi Remi

Full Name: Phi Remi Unit: Mauve Squirrels Title or Job: Herbologist

Age: 23 Race: Hippy Homeworld: View-Askew Hometown: Wanderer and stow-away without a home before the warehouse. Date of Birth: Unknown Personality: Bubbly, quirky, easily distracted especially by shiny things. Easily amused, hard to offend. Wants peace and love, dislikes violence.

Biography: Oddities Specialist Log

So today I got an urgent communication, summoning me up to the promenade level of the warehouse. Apparently we'd gotten in a shipment of supplies including a very large crate of mushrooms. The crate was marked that it had originated in the "view-askewniverse", wherever that is.

I was told by the chef's assistant that when he opened the crate, he heard a growlng noise and saw some very strange colored fur, or something like that. He was hysterical, I couldn't make out much of what he was saying even with my babel-fish.

Anyway, so I donned my gear, and brought a few animal handeling assistants, and we went in. I lifted the lid of the crate, and indeed, sticking out of the mushrooms I saw some very colorful hair, blue, purple and pink it was. I heard the noise, but it seemed a lot more like snoring to me. I gently started removing some of the mushrooms from the box to get a better look at the creature, when suddenly it woke up!

Mushrooms cascaded off as she sat up in the box, and after the initial being startled, we all saw, it was a humanoid girl! She just has very brightly colored hair. She said to us "Dude, those are totally the wrong type of mushrooms." I don't know what that meant.

She stood up and got out of the box and after a minute I recognised what we were dealing with, colorful hair, tye-dye clothing, no shoes... We'd gotten a hippy in our box!

Hippies are rare in many places, even being on the endangered list. So, after taking her ro be disenfected, (hippies can be dirty) we told her we'd set her up with a habitat. She seemed quite happy to have a place to stay, as long as she could 'garden'. So, we're getting that set up for her.

She told us she'd been stowing away on ships, and that's why she was in the crate, but fell asleep. We'll be interviewing her and observing her more later. I wonder what she'll want to grow in her garden.